My poem "Secrets I've Told My Bunny" was in Jokes Review Issue Three. You can read it here.
Secrets I've Told My Bunny
With time Farmer McGregor
Will triumph with pitchfork.
Your doc’s got no clue what’s up
Or down, and Thumper’s
Thumps are never enough
To save dear mother deer.
Another word for Easter?
(—the need for Santa-belief
Both stronger and longer).
Pooh and Piglet? Two peas!
Gamblers are all in on the tortoise.
Try navigating the workplace with a name
Like Flopsy. Or Mopsy? Cottontail?
Even velveteen rabbits get trashed.
Tricks are for kids, and frankly, maybe
Jessica—at the very least, a bit of a slut.
Yet Hef? He’s moved on to the next bun.